April 5, 2010

Angry Nate's Tale on the Game (2nd attempt)

Damn it Chewie!!! GROW YOUR HAIR BACK!!!!!!! Sampson's strength was in his curls, yours was in your creepy pirate style facial hair. Your nickname is Chewie, as in Chewbacca, you idiot. Enjoy your time on the bench until it all grows back. Until then you are Blewbacca. (analysis, he played REEEAAALLLY bad)

OUR STRIKERS ARE MIDGETS!!! Quit chipping the ball to their heads. Our current squad is built around speed and passing it on the ground. MLS defenders are known for their size. Until Jaqua gets back and Kufo arrives an arial game won't be affective.

On the bright side, Noonan had a good game. He was well received by the fans (including the Noonan I brought with me), and seemed to link up well with Lhungeberg. Expect him to start over Blewie this week.

Other good news, our defense played well defensively. (poorly on attack. I'm lookin' at you Riley)Holding the 1-0 scoreline gave a chance to salvage a point, we just didn't take advantage.

Even more good news, we know what the problem is, and we fixed it. We just have to be patient. Noonan should help provide goals until our big ticket striker gets here from Holland. Blaise Kufo, which is Swahili for MLS Champion, will arrive in Seattle after World Cup. His team Twente Enschede is in first place, and he just scored another goal on Saturday.

Posting and Commenting Advice

Perhaps the most irritating thing in the history of the internet is writing a big well thought out insightful awesome post/comment, only to hit submit and find out you haven't signed in. That just happened to me for the third time as i submitted my post about the NY game. So a word of advice, copy what you post/comment before you submit it. Damn thats annoying.

Red Bull Review

Shit. Frustrating game. Not much else to say. At least the tailgate went well. Stupid Bouna and Kandji.