April 20, 2010

Sounders 3rd Jerseys Released

Tactically this makes sense. Edgar Davids is the only player I know of who is permitted to wear sunglasses on the field. The Opposition will be blinded, while all our players have to do is kick it at the brightness. Expect our passing percentage to increase at least 20%.

Yes they are obnoxious, but they're ours. Just like Barfalona fans defend their hideous PINK jerseys, we should do the same. Chelsea's third jersey has black and blue horizontal stripes, Wigan's is neon yellow with black. Shocking 3rd jerseys are a soccer tradition.

Final thought, 20 years from now you will be considered cool and old school if you have one of these.
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6 comments:

  1. funkiliciousApril 20, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    just when i thought fredy montero couldn't possibly look any more queer...

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  2. Seattle-NateApril 20, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    They're $90 bucks! Good Lord that's a lot of money!

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  3. AbeGoldKanzApril 20, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    If SSFC gives you lemons, make Lemonade.

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  4. Captain Hilts - The Cooler KingApril 21, 2010 at 12:25 PM

    Terrible. I already hate it when people wear the blue jersey to home games. If I see people in this abortion, I'm going to explode.

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  5. Seattle-NateApril 21, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    Now I have to buy one.

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  6. AnonymousApril 24, 2010 at 9:45 AM

    The stadium is going to look like a nuclear test sight when the fans are armed with these. Maybe we can start dropping bombs from the center line with such an alarming jersey. GURRY

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